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Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'"?
Andy: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho, for show.
Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy: Who the--Who the **** are you to put me on trial? I'm...

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

Mooj: [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

The 40 Year-Old Virgin quotes

View Quote [David and Cal are playing "Mortal Kombat: Deception." Dave is Baraka, while Cal is Sub-Zero]
Cal: You're gay now?
David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate.
Cal: That sounds gay.

Know what I sayin'? Why weren't we invited to the party? It's ok not to have sex.

And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls.
Jay: So you have no proof.

View QuoteJay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
Mooj:I'm sick of your cry-baby bullshit.
Jay: You wanna take this shit outside? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card..
Andy: Oh-h-h, yeah, right.

What? Life isn't about sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. We didn't get your business!
Andy: No, not this time. Bitch's running wild, man.

Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... I'm in Bombay, India.
Andy: Okay. It was a good weekend.
Cal: Sounds pretty awesome.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, it was fine.
Cal: Sounds really fun.
[pause]
Cal: Cool...

We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... I served him. Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? You've been warned, 'aight? I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess with him baby.